Did you ever have one of those days where you just should've stayed in bed? I mean, one of those where you have a hard time getting up in the morning, and when you finally drag your butt out of bed and get going, before the day has a chance to really start, Fate bitch slaps you across the face and says, "You shoulda stayed in bed!"
I got up late, but managed to leave the apartment on time, which I thought was great. I got in the car and started it, and turned on the rear defrost because it was cold & clear last night, so there was frost on the windshield & windows. I got out of the car, silently reminding myself not to lock the door (I'd never done so before in the morning, but it's an automatic habit to get out of the car & lock the door). I shut the door, and went about scraping my windows, saving the back for last since the defrost would get most of it. I went to get back in my car.... and the damn thing wouldn't open. It was locked! Evidently some part of my coat caught on it and pushed it down, because I know I didn't do it with my own hands.
I live close to a middle school, so I went up there and asked for their phone. I also found out, from the cop who works up there, that they're no longer allowed to jimmy open locks for people because some dumbass sued for damages after asking an officer to unlock his car, so they took their slim jims away. (I'd love to slap the guy who did that one... sheesh!) Anyway, so he said a tow company would be faster than a locksmith, "unless you have AAA or something." Bingo! So we found the AAA number and I called them. After having the sound on my end cut out and the woman calling me back (all at once it sounded like the phone was dead or on hold, but it turns out she could hear me and couldn't figure out why I wasn't answering any more of her questions), I went back to my car to wait for the AAA truck. After about 20-30min he finally got there and got my passenger side lock open in< 5 minutes. Yea! Of course, all this made me an hour late! *sigh* I guess it coulda been worse (coulda been almost out of gas, etc.) but it still sucks, 'cause I have an hour of work to make up now.
Oh, the officer said if I'd had Onstar (optional package on new GM cars, maybe others) they can unlock your car remotely for you. Just call them up and they can do it via their satellite. I wonder how much this service costs, for when I buy a new car eventually....