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This is a list of amusing quotes members of the PvP Forums Forumopolis have had, made by fellow forumites. The first section is quotes I've had in the past, and the rest are those others have had.

My Sig Quotes

 

I mean, itís cruel to eat a head of lettuce that was just sitting on the ground. At least the cow had a chance to run.

-- Phantom

Until then, unclench those buttcheeks and pull out that piece of coal. My wife's alread got a diamond ring.

-- Fry

I'm the grand marshal of my own private pee parade.

-- Airsick Moth

[...] about as stable as Kim Jong Il on a bender.

-- Aussie

Others' Sig Quotes

CarterBoe

But Saddam has Allah power, with 5 pillars of juicy flavor!

-- A'Gaeris

JediJawa

AUGGGGGHHH!!!! BOYS. ASK GIRL OUT. IF SHE SAY NO, CRY! IF NO SAY NO, YAY PIE!

-- Target

Sephiroth

Yes, remember kids, when you sneak up behind people and choke them unconscious, for God's sake, use your better judgement.

-- Draft

SirQuidProQuo

SirQuidProQuo: A one-man weapon of mass copulation!

-- CarterBoe

SomeGuy

Man, fuck your childhood. I got to sit in the original Batmobile.

-- Calvin Gray

Tika

Sometimes, you're actually kinda Bitchadelic. And full of bitchtitude.Though for one hour on Sundays, I usually find you kinda wonkelastic.

-- Phantom

Ubergamer51

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to smoke some pot while I play D&D and abort a furry fetus for Cthulhu.

-- randy

no one yet

Then, life beat me over the head with a sack of wet mice.

-- Whiplash