Living in 2004
You know you're living in 2004 when...
- 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
- 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
- 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
- 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
- 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
- 6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
- 7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
- 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
- 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.
- 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
- 12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
- 13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
- 14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
- 15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
- 16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
- 17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
- 18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
- 19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
- 20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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