playfulkitten - Funny Forwards

Rams Football

Got this after the 2002 Rams football season got off to a rather bad start...

Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game.

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!"

Q: How do you keep a St. Louis Rams player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in St. Louis in case of a tornado?
A: Edward D. Jones Dome - they never get a touchdown there.

Q: Why doesn't East St. Louis have a professional football team?
A: Because then St. Louis would want one.

Q: Why was Martz upset when the Rams playbook was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the St. Louis Rams and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The St. Louis Rams

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and opossums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q: How can you tell when the St. Louis Rams are going to run the football?
A: Warner leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.