playfulkitten - Funny Forwards

not very funny!!

if that aint the retardedest thing i ever heard

haha you are blond so i thought of you

its not very nice to make fun of blondes when all u guys care about is the blondes that u laugh at. it makes me wander, i know many people who laugh at a blonde when they mess up and most of them have blonde wifes so the only dumb thing that a blonde does is marrying a guy who laughs at their wife

Uh... for one thing, I'm female, so I don't have a blonde wife. I have a medium-brown-ash-haired husband.

Unfortunately, it would seem you're not helping any, if indeed you're blonde. 1) You use AOL-speak, which while tolerable in the minor amount you use it, doesn't often speak of intelligence. (It's not that difficult to type "you" instead of u, and trust me that there's not that much a premium on space in each comment that it would run you over the limit.) 2) It's "wonder", not "wander". Wandering is like drifting, wondering is like thinking. 3) The plural of wife is wives, not wifes.

Finally, I don't make these up, I just post them if they tickle me. The whole point of making fun of a group of people is to make fun of the stereotype -- the stereotype is so obvious, and so obviously doesn't apply to the populace at large, that it adds to the hilarity of the joke. And for the record, I don't laugh at blondes when they make a mistake (trip on a curb, don't know what "double-click" means, etc.); I laugh regardless of haircolor. So get off the high-and-mighty soapbox and stop finding personal offense at everything, mmmkay?

Here's one you'll like better:
Q: What's brown, black, and blue all over?
A: A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes.

Happy now?

Personally, I think that's hilarious....I happen to be a brunette but tell people all the time that I'm "blonde on the inside"! Thanks for the good laugh! =)

I thought it was funny and i'm a natural blonde, I don't take it so literally that all blondes are dumb cuz i'm number one in my class concerning gpa and i have common sense. So.......lol that was a good one

Hey I'm a blonde and I think that blonde jokes are funny!!!! I don't care that people make fun of me until they get personal!!!! But anyways, I liked the blonde joke, I thought it was funny!!!!!

OTAY. It really hurts my feelers when ya'll make fun of blondes. otay. im a very smart red head so i no how it feels when you peoples are butt smells. peez dont be rude otay! or else i shall f*******ING hit you with a motha F****ING bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey, that was pretty good, people it's just a joke don't filp out!

ok i have 4 simple blonde jokes. i make fun of my younger sister with these (and she gets a good laugh, she's a blonde) and she isn't affended by them... well here they are.

1. why was the blonde freaking out this morning at the office?

A TAMPON WAS BEHIND HER EAR AND SHE COULDN'T FIND HER PENCIL!!!

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2. why did the blonde take a ruler to bed with her?

BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO SEE HOW LONG SHE SLEPT.
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3. why was the blonde all freaked out when she found out she needed to take a blood test at the doctors office (for her physical)?

BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T STUDY FOR IT THE NIGHT BEFORE.
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4. there was a blonde who was having a terrible day at work and she was just bawling her eyes out. her boss asked her "whats wrong?" she said "my mom just died this morning" and he told her that she should take the day off, go home, get some rest, and come back feeling back tomorrow. when she got home, she did what her boss said, but didn't come to work the next morning. her boss was worried so visited her house during lunch break and saw her crying on her porch even HARDER than the previous day, with the phone in her hand. he said "whats wrong, did your dad die as well?" (he asked this because her whole family was blonde). she replied...

"NO, MY SISTER JUST CALLED AND HER MOM DIED, TOO!!!!"

hope you weren't affended by it as much as i was! (i'm kinda blonde)

lol

HAHAHAHAHahahahahaha that was fuckin hilarious!!!!!!!! Wow u stuck up bitches need to chill. That joke was soo funny....you all just dont have a sense of humor. HAHAHA nice one!

it was ok...not hilarious...and as for the blonde jokes, i have LOADS of blonde friends, and most of them are smerter than me, so its just funny when you hear a joke like that...but i dont like the MEAN ones, just corny ones

The only thing funnier then a blonde joke is a blonde trying too understand the blonde joke.

i don't get it but i am blond so it may be because of that