Cardinal Fan
A little 5th grade girl was in her social studies class in New York City. Her teacher was all excited about the up coming games with the Mets and the Cardinals.
The teacher decided to ask the class, "Who is a Mets fan?" Everyone in the class except the little girl raised their hand and waved it wildly.
The teacher looked in amazement to find one little girl that didn't have her hand up. The teacher asked the little girl, "Why aren't you a Mets fan?"
The little girl responded, "Well my father is a Cardinal fan, my mother is a Cardinal fan, my older brother is a Cardinal fan, so I guess that's what made me a Cardinal fan."
The teacher responded saying, "Well, if your father was a moron, your mother was a moron, and your brother was a moron, would that make you a moron too?"
The little girl smiled and answered back, "No, that would make me a Mets fan!!"
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