playfulkitten - Funny Forwards

Motel 5

A group of girlfriends were on vacation when they saw a 5-story hotel with a sign thar read: "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends and husbands, they decided to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explained to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they started going up and on the first floor the sign read: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laughed and without hesitation moved on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor read: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this wasn't good enough, so the friends continued on up."

They reached the third floor and the sign read: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still wanted to do better, and so, knowing there were still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign was perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women got all excited and were going in when they realized that there was still one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they headed on up to the fifth floor.

There they found a sign that read: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."


posted by Margie Aileen Noreik:

This is an AWESOME website, thanks alot, I had to use one of your jokes for English class. Thanks again!!!!!!!!

posted on May 12, 2005 1:27 PM

posted by playfulkitten:

I'm glad you like it. :) I assume this was an upper level high school, or college, class? :P

posted on May 13, 2005 4:08 PM

posted by Maggie:

This is so once you so call have it you feel the urgency and need for more....

posted on December 19, 2005 12:54 PM