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Florida Bumper Stickers

• FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
• FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.
• FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
• FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
• FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
• FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again.
• FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?
• FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
• FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
• FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
• FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
• Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
• Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
• Sign on I-95: Florida is this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.

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