playfulkitten - Funny Forwards

I've Learned...

• I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
• I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just idiots.
• I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
• I've learned that you can just get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
• I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
• I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you've finished.
• I've learned that we are resonsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
• I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
• I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
• I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.

Pass this along to 5 friends... trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.

If not... tough s***.